Satirical Spirits Gifts

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

How can you tell it's a gay pub?

British savings accounts

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Priest's 'To do' list.

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

Drive-thru Church

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Even More Disciples'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

Justice