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Satirical Saints Gifts
Looking for a gift that combines humor, faith, and a creative twist? Our satirical saints collection offers a unique range of products that poke fun with warmth and wit. These designs are perfect for fans of clever, edgy humor that respects the spirit while challenging convention. Whether for a devout friend with a sense of humor or someone who enjoys playful commentary, our items add a lighthearted touch to spiritual themes, making them ideal for gifts that stand out and spark conversations.
'Twelve More Disciples'
'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'
The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."
'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''
"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."
"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."
'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'
Lesbians for Christ
'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'
"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."
Nun fight at the OK Corral.
Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all
"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."
"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."
Santa Elevator
"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."
Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.
"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"
'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'
"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"
Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.
Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.
Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only
'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'
'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'
Don't fly and text.
Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.
'...And the meek shall receive a huge bailout!'
'Scram! -- I don't endorse candidates!'
'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'
Saint Gustaf, patron of pranksters and practical jokers. Martyred by angry mob in 725.
Noah Mishears God's Instruction...
Benedict XVI Resigns.
'They've been relocated because hell is full.'
Satirical Saints Gifts Collection
Satirical Saints Mugs
Explore our full range of satirical saints mugs—funny, irreverent designs perfect for coffee lovers with a sense of humor.
Satirical Saints Pillows
Add humor to your home décor with our satirical saints pillows—comfortable, funny, and perfect for faith enthusiasts with a playful side.
Satirical Saints Prints
Brighten your walls with our satirical saints prints—witty, artful designs that celebrate humor and spirituality in style.
Satirical Saints T-Shirts
Discover our satirical saints t-shirts—clever, faith-inspired designs that make a bold, humorous statement on casual wear.