Satirical Saints Pillows

Drive-thru Church

'Twelve More Disciples'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Lesbians for Christ

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Santa Elevator

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Don't fly and text.

Benedict XVI Resigns.

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

'...And the meek shall receive a huge bailout!'

'Scram! -- I don't endorse candidates!'

Saint Gustaf, patron of pranksters and practical jokers. Martyred by angry mob in 725.

Noah Mishears God's Instruction...

'They've been relocated because hell is full.'

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

"I was comped."

"I wasn't responsible for those sins."