Satirical Spirits Prints

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

How can you tell it's a gay pub?

British savings accounts

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Priest's 'To do' list.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

Drive-thru Church

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

'Even More Disciples'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Justice

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."