Satirical Spiritualists Pillows

What Jesus said. . . What the Secular World Hears...

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Priest's 'To do' list.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Ghostwriting the Bible

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

Ten Commandments

Drive-thru Church

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

Single Prayer Health Insurance

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'Even More Disciples'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

R.C.I.A.

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"