Faith And Humor Lover Pillows

God-Off!

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Please take your receipt!'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Finger puppets in church.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Three Parent Baby

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Pre-nuptual Nativity

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Jesus and the Peeps

Eucharist

Nativity - The sitcom

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Baby Bird

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"Sorry. I thought it was a typo."

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

"The dove must be back."

Confession Ratings.