Faith And Humor Lover Gifts

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'Please take your receipt!'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Finger puppets in church.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Pre-nuptual Nativity

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Three Parent Baby

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

Jesus and the Peeps

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Eucharist

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

Nativity - The sitcom

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

Baby Bird

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"Sorry. I thought it was a typo."

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"The dove must be back."