Faith And Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Heathens or Democrats?

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"You call this a constitution?"

Dogma

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Please take your receipt!'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Finger puppets in church.

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

A woman in prayer

Church restrooms

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Om and Ommer

Excommunicate Me.

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

Nativity - The sitcom

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."