Faith-driven Humor Fan Pillows

"You call this a constitution?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Dogma

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Please take your receipt!'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

A woman in prayer

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

Male On Sunday

Nativity - The sitcom

Pre-nuptual Nativity

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."