Religious Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'Can you show me an example of how you've shown leadership in the past?'

"I love your early work."

'You've got the wrong man, I tell you! ? I'm John the Methodist!'

"If you've finished reading the tablets, please pass them back to the front."

'The Vicar's kindly offered to clean the pool.'

Devil in pew at church

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

"First, do no ham."

Amen Corner: 'I say 'Aeemeen'...'Aeeemeeen'...'Aeeeeeemeeen'.'

Boy taking a plate to Communion.

'There are Jews, and then there are the JEWS who-turn-the- other-cheek.'

Holy Water.

'Son, you can't drive - you're Amish.'

Good news: Bible...Bad noose.

'The birth? Not bad. Halo was a bit of a problem...'

Priest and nun have a priest child.

"Can Billy come outside and play God?"

"How many times do I have to tell you? Always separate your whites before you put them in the wash!"

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

'Church Donations'

Fire and Brimstone.

Rowan Williams

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

'It's not a slip and it's supposed to be showing.'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up.'

"You call this a constitution?"

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"An 'eight' for technical merit, Pastor, but only a 'five' for originality."

"Is writing 'wait for laughter' on your sermon really necessary?"

"Brother Desmond, a word if I may."

"I'm curious what the "H' stands for?" (Man talking with Jesus)

Moses Takes A Swim