Religion And Comedy Lover Prints

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"OMG, LOL!"

"That's our new church mascot."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'Please take your receipt!'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Pre-nuptual Nativity

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Three Parent Baby

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Nativity - The sitcom

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

Baby Bird

"First, you have to get their attention."

"Are you sure the chicken soup was kosher? A guy inside said it's the last supper he'll be eating here."

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

Moses parts the Red Sea.

"The dove must be back."

"I'm NOT pontificating!"

I brought my lawyer to go over the small print.

'Oh, ick! -- I just stepped on a fish!'

REPENT, 'Hey! -- Go find your own corner!'

"T.G.I.F!"