Religion And Humor Fan Mugs

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

'Don't you realize you're inside a church? Take off your hat!'

"Don't take this wrong, we 5,000 are appreciative of the food, we just thought next time a little variety might be nice."

Hunka, Hunka Burning Bush.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Jesus hitch-hiking with his cross.

'Ever think about - you know - S-E-X?'

"Go forth and get me a PR consultant."

True Confessions magazine...

"OMG, LOL!"

"You call this a constitution?"

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Dogma

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Please take your receipt!'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

A woman in prayer

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.