Religious Humor Appreciators Prints

'Divine Seating Plans'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"You call this a constitution?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Dogma

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Please take your receipt!'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Finger puppets in church.

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

A woman in prayer

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Pre-nuptual Nativity

Pope Kimba XXIII.

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Male On Sunday

Nativity - The sitcom

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'