Religious Humor Appreciators Gifts

'Divine Seating Plans'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"You call this a constitution?"

Dogma

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

'Please take your receipt!'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Finger puppets in church.

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

A woman in prayer

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Om and Ommer

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Nativity - The sitcom

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.