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The Singing Nun takes it on the road.

'I liked the part when he said we're all going to Hell!'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

A surprise in heaven

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Gates of heaven

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'All the tellers are nuns.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

"Hallelujah!"

Moral Outrage.

Religious toilets.

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.