Religion And Satire Fan Prints

"They should talk to you, some of your sermons are like dental surgery"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Gates of heaven

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'All the tellers are nuns.'

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Hallelujah!"

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

Moral Outrage.

Holy Relics.

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'