Religious Cartoon Collector Prints

"Hey! Jesus! Shut the door, it's freezing in here. Anyone would think you were born in a barn!"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"How can you be out of wings?"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Grace For Flies

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Cat box"

Love at First Sight

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

The Fourth Little Pig

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Selling lemon latt�

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."