Entertainment Devotee Pillows

The Comedians

"Bad news - the critics are calling it a smart comedy."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Big screen TV.

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Medieval headlines.

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."