Showbiz Devotee Pillows

The 'Vatican Idol' auditions begin.

Showbiz Awards

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Music Hall Dancers

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'I'm a star!'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Hollywood producer.

Animal Actors

Bunny Pranks

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

Bette Midler

TV stage door

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

When stars marry: 'Why did you ask him first? Does he have top billing?'

"You may now phony show-biz kiss the bride."