Showbiz Enthusiast Pillows

Caricature of Bruce Forsythe

'We're looking for a star, and I truly believe that star could be you...'

One-man show: Only one man shows up in audience.

'This is only the weather forecast- 'Strictly Come Dancing' is on in ten minutes!'

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

'Our house is being staged. Dad says we've got a good shot at getting in - if we can pass the audition.'

'He thinks he's a show dog.'

'Is there a doctor in the house from the actor's preferred provider network?'

'I'm sick of being typecast as a rabbit.'

'so let me get this straight... you're famous for being the sister of the wife of a man who went to school with someone who knew someone else who is already famous?'

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

"I'm afraid you'll have to speak to my agent!"

'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

'Being caught sober in your car is very bad for your career.'

Music Hall Dancers

'No - send in the clowns!'

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

"Couldn't be busier. My agent is suing my manager, my manager is suing my lawyer, I'm suing my agent and my lawyer is suing me."

"Actually, I was hoping you'd have rolled out the red carpet just a little bit sooner!"

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"I know I'm a possum, but I'd like to get a role that doesn't require me to play dead."

"Today is the rabbit's day off."

Johnny Vegas

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

"And being her agent does pay pretty well. So, what night is wet-t-shirt night anyhow...?"

"And you wouldn't believe how much it costs to bring up a child star these days!"

Strippers Dressing Room

'And the award for 'most sensational celebrity divorce' goes to...'

'I don't think I can face coming into the office today . . . Jordan has split up with Alex Reid. . . It's like Tom and Nicole all over again... I've been in floods of tears since I woke up.'

'Hire my talent'

'There's no business like show business.'

Myleene Klass

"Mom, I got the job!"