Entertainment Enthusiast Pillows

'With so little free time, you have to learn to multi-task...'

"The proposal sounds good. Of course, I still have to run it by my people over at the Psychic Friends Network."

"Wait! It gets even crazier!"

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

'I trust you folks won't mind if I have the football on while we talk?'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"I don't like it already."

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

'The food and the service are excellent, as always, Pierre -- but would you consider bringing back the violinist?'

'Listen - if I can survive Antarctica, I can survive Hollywood.'

'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'A lot of circus people eat here.'

The little Dutch boy is playing video games.

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Cellphone Addiction

"I don't want to do something fun for free, I want to do something fun we pay for."

Made-For-TV Movie

Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees

"I forget-did we decide to see something life-affirming or something mind-numbing?"

"These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its mission: To stay on TV forever."

"Just getting the hell out of here is worth the price of admission."

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"Leave your coats on the bed for collateral."

"When my fifteen minutes of fame come, I want to make sure I capitalize on them."

"Well, it was inevitable. The French have awarded Chevy Chase the legion of honor."

Borrowed 200K for mime school

"I wanted to be a producer, actor or comedian but unfortunately I respect women."

"Why do they have separate categories for News and Entertainment?"

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

A car drives down a street of houses all shaped like TV sets

Wife asking husband where she should tell people he has gone

TV's to be allowed in self-driving cars.