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Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

The Octoplex

Popularity of Popcorn

Lights Camera Action Man

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

White lies com to the Film Noir.

"Oh man! She wants to swap spit!"

Russian doll...

"So they pretty much all survived...sigh!"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Steve McQueen

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The Eggsorcist"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Canadian film production

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Moby Dick