Cinema Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

Field of unhatched eggs. Caption reads- Prequel to Alfred Hitchcocks 'The Birds'.

Night of the living will

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Find the reviewer

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

"The trailer didn't live up to the teaser."

The movie was over. But not for Bob.

You are very important to me!

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

"I'm his guardian."

An overachieving headless chicken.

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

Hollywood - the early years

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

Producer, Director and Egomaniac Chair

Well...there you have it.

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

Federico Fellini.

Marilyn Monroe

"Please do not panic. You're only required to turn off your mobile device during the movie."

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

Cell phone in theaters.

Canadian film production

No animals were harmed in the making of this film, apart from the ones we ate.

'STAY!'

'I want to take you home and throw out everything in your kitchen.'

"Larry couldn't be here today, but representing him is the scene from 'The Shawshank Redemption' that he quotes from every time."

'The North Country Snowblower Massacre'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"And not one mention of 'Volcker Rule'."

'Brilliant... 'Slumlord Billionaire'!'

What to do when someone tall sits in front of you at the movies. . .

"I understand completely. I like good movies, and you like bad movies."