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"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

Night of the living will

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"The trailer didn't live up to the teaser."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Find the reviewer

"I'm his guardian."

The movie was over. But not for Bob.

You are very important to me!

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

Well...there you have it.

Hollywood - the early years

"Please do not panic. You're only required to turn off your mobile device during the movie."

Producer, Director and Egomaniac Chair

Canadian film production

An overachieving headless chicken.

Cell phone in theaters.

No animals were harmed in the making of this film, apart from the ones we ate.

'Come on, you big softy, admit it: Those were real tears at the end of the movie...'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Larry couldn't be here today, but representing him is the scene from 'The Shawshank Redemption' that he quotes from every time."

Hey, take your hat off. My dog can't see the film!

What to do when someone tall sits in front of you at the movies. . .

Braveheart.

'A woman at the cinema tore my ticket in half. '

'One helluva year.' (annual report to be made into movie)

'STAY!'

"I understand completely. I like good movies, and you like bad movies."

'Brilliant... 'Slumlord Billionaire'!'

Ophthalmologist Films

'Yes, seven dollars is a lot for popcorn.'