Screen Devotee T-Shirts

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'There's nothing on.'

A woman sunbathes with a laptop over her face

'I tell you, he just sits in back of that thing all day.'

"Yes, Master. You are the very best laptop ever."

Happy Birthday

"I was getting cabin fever posting stuff and playing games inside all day. I had to take it outside for awhile."

Mobile phones vs books

Computer devours man...

"It's the new iEye, it lets me see where I'm going when using my phone."

Consumer care and technologies

Binge Watch

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"Mind the cliff..."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Not a Creature Was Stirring

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"I'm not sure I understand this email you sent me about being too distant, but I'll answer it in a minute."

"All the better to ignore you with."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Big screen TV falling through floor

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Binary Man

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Addiction to mobile.

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

Watching telly

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.