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Books versus TV.

'There's nothing on.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Baby Screen Time

Big screen TV falling through floor

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Binge Watch

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Binary Man

Harriet Walter

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"All the better to ignore you with."

Janet Leigh

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"