Screen Aficionados Gifts

Books versus TV.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'There's nothing on.'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Baby Screen Time

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Big screen TV falling through floor

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Binge Watch

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Binary Man

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Harriet Walter

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

Janet Leigh

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"All the better to ignore you with."

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."