"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
Screen Time Aficionados Gifts
Looking for a gift for your screen time enthusiast? Explore our collection of clever, fun, and relatable products that speak to their digital passions. Whether they’re gaming, scrolling, or streaming, these gifts celebrate their love for all things screen-related. Add a touch of humor and personality to their daily routine with items that resonate with their favorite pastime.
"Why don't you kids go outside and play on the neighbor's computer."
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
Mac OS 20
'There's nothing on.'
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Cellphone Islands
Baby Screen Time
It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!
My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."
'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'
"I now pronounce you man and couch."
"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."
"We'll start with the dessert menu."
Binge Watch
Technologies and distance classes
Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'
"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."
'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
Binary Man
nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.
Soccer kids texting
The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.
Child hooking into a television
"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"
'I see you both texted that you never talk.'
"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."
A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera
"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."
STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon
Modern Portrait Gallery
Addiction to mobile.
"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."
Screen Time Aficionados Gifts Collection
Screen Time Aficionados Mugs
Explore our entire collection of screen time aficionado mugs for more witty and entertaining designs.
Screen Time Aficionados Pillows
Discover our range of pillows that bring humor and comfort to any screen enthusiast’s living space.
Screen Time Aficionados Prints
Browse our print collection to find artwork that celebrates the joys of digital entertainment in style.
Screen Time Aficionados T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for digital lovers—fun, comfortable, and full of personality.