Screen Time Lover Gifts

Spray Cashews

Inactivity Centre

'I don't know why mom wanted us to play outside.'

"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

"Shouldn't you be reading a book?"

"This is your captain speaking. All 264 of your passengers want me to make an emergency landing so you can use your electronic devices. Prepare for landing. . ."

"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"

Child hooking into a television

"Surprising just how noisy it is out here."

"Sorry, but THIS is the only GOD I worship. . !"

"So, do you like your new book?"

"It's a Binge watch. I can't stop looking at it."

Cell Addict

"Your prescription 3D glasses are here!"

"Gracie, when you look back on your childhood, you'll see things differently."

'I watch 7 hours of TV a day - more if there's anything worth watching. . .'

'Have you heard when the new online season begins?'

'I woke up early from hibernation, so I watched TV for two weeks until my parents got up...'

'They are all watching it on their ipods and ipads!'

What're you in for? Multitasking. Got caught driving while watching tv on my phone. You need protection? Like a limited warranty? Like a gang. Who do you side with? Oh, I get you. I take it you're a Windows person. Suffer, geek.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Checking phone while walking.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Mac OS 20

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Digital Fomo!

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Cellphone Islands

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."