Screen Time Enthusiasts Gifts

Suckling piglets watching television on mother's back

Kids watching TV - 'They watch television all the time now that junk food adverts have been banned'.

What's wrong, sweetie? Did you want to grab your screen and come browse with Mommy and Daddy?"

Spiro & Pusho watching tv on an island.

"Thank goodness school's out. Now we can stop being slaves to homework and go back to being slaves to TV."

These days in Hamelin the piper casts a very lonely shadow. . . improvements in sanitation have mostly controlled the rats, while social media has total control over the children!!

"Isn't this wonderful darling, having the whole family around the telly again. . ."

"Nah, she doesn't want her diaper changed. She wants the channel changed."

Baby Screen Time

Playground

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Cellphone Islands

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Technologies and distance classes

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Binary Man

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Child hooking into a television

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"So, how's your scary movie?"