"Phew! No messages"
Screen Time Connoisseur Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for your favorite screen time connoisseur? Whether they binge series, game for hours, or just love gadgets, our collection offers playful and sophisticated options. From funny mugs to stylish wall art, find a gift that resonates with their love of screens while adding a dash of personality to their space.
"It's for the virtual fireworks."
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
Mac OS 20
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Cellphone Islands
Baby Screen Time
It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."
Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'
Technologies and distance classes
"I now pronounce you man and couch."
'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'
"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
Binary Man
'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'
The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.
Child hooking into a television
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."
Modern Portrait Gallery
'I see you both texted that you never talk.'
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."
THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.
STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon
"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."
Addiction to mobile.
"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."
Screen Time Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Screen Time Connoisseur Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for screen time connoisseurs—funny, stylish, and perfect for their daily digital adventures.
Screen Time Connoisseur Pillows
Brighten up their space with pillows that showcase their passion for screens—decorative and humorous touches for any room.
Screen Time Connoisseur Prints
Discover prints that add personality to their digital sanctuary—fun, stylish wall art that celebrates their love for screen time.
Screen Time Connoisseur T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt that celebrates screen time dedication—comfortable, humorous, and ideal for everyday wear.