Screen Time Expert Gifts

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Your neck pain. . . I have a theory."

"Have you read all these?"

'You're in luck. Viewing happens to be my area of expertise.'

"Apparently there's a thing called television. People watch videos and movies on it."

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Cellphone Islands

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Tunnel of TV

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"You are still here."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

Childhood Screen Addict

A bull which has seen red.

Children's games and technology

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Free Little Library

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."