'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'
Screen Time Specialist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the screen time enthusiast? Our collection of playful and clever items designed for those who love managing or prioritizing screen use offer a witty twist on digital life. Perfect for educators, tech enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates a bit of humor about our screen-filled world, these products bring personality and personality to everyday essentials. From mugs to wall art, find a gift that respects their passion and adds a dash of humor to their day.
'Bloody Repeats!'
'Fred can monitor financial markets around the world 247
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
Cellphone Islands
Digital Fomo!
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
'Shhh... It's babies app time.'
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
Tunnel of TV
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"You are still here."
"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"
"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"
A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
A bull which has seen red.
Free Little Library
What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?
"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"
"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."
Screen Time Specialist Gifts Collection
Screen Time Specialist Mugs
Explore our full range of mugs for the screen time specialist, packed with clever quotes and designs that bring humor to their daily routine.
Screen Time Specialist Pillows
Find the perfect pillow for adding personality to any room—crafted for those who appreciate a good laugh about digital life.
Screen Time Specialist Prints
Browse inspiring and humorous prints designed for the screen time aficionado—ideal for decorating a workspace or living area with wit and style.
Screen Time Specialist T-Shirts
Discover our collection of t-shirts for the digital enthusiast—perfect for expressing their love of tech with a witty twist.