Screen Time Specialist Mugs

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'Bloody Repeats!'

'Fred can monitor financial markets around the world 247

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Cellphone Islands

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Digital Fomo!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Tunnel of TV

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"You are still here."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

A bull which has seen red.

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Free Little Library

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Funky Facts - UK kids.