Screen Time Surveyors Mugs

'I'm afraid your daughter has a severe case of texter's neck and I see some serious tweeter's thumbs developing, as well!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

Cellphone Islands

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

I should probably get out more.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Tunnel of TV

"He's an indoor cat."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Modern camping

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Phone Mittens

Free Little Library

A bull which has seen red.

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

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