Screen Time Surveyors Mugs

'I'm afraid your daughter has a severe case of texter's neck and I see some serious tweeter's thumbs developing, as well!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

I should probably get out more.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

Graduates on their phones

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Cellphone Islands

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"He's an indoor cat."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

Modern camping

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Free Little Library

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

A bull which has seen red.

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Phone Mittens

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

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