Screen Time Analyst Mugs

"I agree, it's a real worry. We may have to consider limiting her screen time."

"Even this wouldn't have been enough to keep the youth from their smartphones."

"So proud of them!"

Screen Time

Baby on ultrasound scan gazes at mobile phone

Television content warning.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They grow up so fast."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Digital Fomo!

I should probably get out more.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Cellphone Islands

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"He's an indoor cat."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Modern camping

Free Little Library

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Phone Mittens

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Childhood Screen Addict

A bull which has seen red.