"I agree, it's a real worry. We may have to consider limiting her screen time."
Screen Time Analyst Gifts
Looking for a gift for the screen time analyst who lives and breathes data? Our collection features witty, tech-inspired designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints, making it easy to add some personality to their workspace or home with a fun, creative touch.
"Even this wouldn't have been enough to keep the youth from their smartphones."
"So proud of them!"
Screen Time
Baby on ultrasound scan gazes at mobile phone
Television content warning.
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"They grow up so fast."
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
Digital Fomo!
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
Cellphone Islands
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
I should probably get out more.
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Graduates on their phones
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
Tunnel of TV
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"He's an indoor cat."
"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
Modern camping
Children's games and technology
"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"
Screen Time Analyst Gifts Collection
Screen Time Analyst Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for screen time analysts—perfect for brightening mornings with humor and clever data-inspired designs.
Screen Time Analyst Pillows
Find plush pillows with fun and smart designs for screen time analysts—bring comfort and personality to their home or workspace.
Screen Time Analyst Prints
Decorate their environment with prints that celebrate the screen time analyst in your life—ideal for inspiring and amusing at the same time.
Screen Time Analyst T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts tailored for the screen time analyst—make a statement and showcase their love for all things digital and analytical.