"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."
Screen Time Scrutinizer Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who’s always monitoring screen time? Our creative collection features clever mugs, tees, pillows, and prints designed for the digital connoisseur. Whether they love gadgets or just enjoy keeping things in check, these gifts bring humor and personality to their tech-filled life. Show your appreciation for their vigilance with a touch of playful wit that resonates with their interests and sense of humor.
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
Digital Fomo!
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Cellphone Islands
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
'Shhh... It's babies app time.'
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
Tunnel of TV
"He's an indoor cat."
"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
Modern camping
A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone
Free Little Library
A bull which has seen red.
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
Phone Mittens
What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?
"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"
"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."
"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."
Social Networks
"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"
Screen Time Scrutinizer Gifts Collection
Screen Time Scrutinizer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs, perfect for the screen time scrutinizer with a sense of humor. Start their day with a witty reminder of their digital diligence.
Screen Time Scrutinizer Pillows
Check out our playful pillows, ideal for adding humor and comfort for your favorite screen time monitor. A thoughtful gift that makes a statement.
Screen Time Scrutinizer Prints
Find stylish prints that honor their passion for controlling screen time. A creative way to brighten up their space with wit and personality.
Screen Time Scrutinizer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate the screen time scrutinizer in your life. Fun, witty, and perfect for showing off their digital discipline style.