Screen Time Gifts

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console

'Talk about punishment. Last night I wasn't allowed to use my laptop and phone while watching TV.'

"Kids today... only care about latest technology."

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

I Tweet, Therefore I am.

Child plugged into TV

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."

"I'm spending way-y-y too much time watching my ultra-wide TV."

"Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowadays it's when they start downloading their first apps."

"A new government survey has suggested that living along and watching too much tv can make some people very angry."

"If everyone's online, where's the crowd?"

A smartphone steals a child's brain

TV Fan

"Netflix not loading is not a humanitarian crisis."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

The womb

Tempus fugit (Time flees)

"This is a man trap and some poor creature is caught in it now."

Cell phones vs. books

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Time flies on social media

"Let's see who can go the longest without looking at their phone. On your mark, get set, you win."

"You're so pedantic about screen ratios!"

"I pushed the learn button on the remote and that book popped up on the screen!"

"No, there isn't much of a plot. There never is in a microwave."

Mobile Prison

Cellphone Addiction

"It must be love. I haven't looked at my smartphone in 20 minutes."

"It's the new iEye, it lets me see where I'm going when using my phone."

"The toughest thing about school is having to go six hours without texting."

Wifi Problem