Screen Time King Gifts

"Touch anywhere to begin."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Mac OS 20

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Digital Fomo!

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Connected to Technology.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"You are still here."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Technologies and distance classes

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Child hooking into a television

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."