Screen Time Supremo Gifts

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Cellphone Islands

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Digital Fomo!

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Free Little Library

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."