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"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Digital Fomo!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Cellphone Islands

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Tunnel of TV

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Free Little Library

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."