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"Hey, don't kill the messenger! I just display what he tells me to!"

All charged up and nowhere to go.

"Won't be a moment - I'm just on Twitter insulting someone who insulted me."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Graduates on their phones

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Cellphone Islands

I should probably get out more.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Tunnel of TV

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Modern camping

Free Little Library

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"No screen time means more scream time."