Screen Time Master T-Shirts

"Hey, don't kill the messenger! I just display what he tells me to!"

All charged up and nowhere to go.

"Won't be a moment - I'm just on Twitter insulting someone who insulted me."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

I should probably get out more.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Cellphone Islands

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Modern camping

"No screen time means more scream time."

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Free Little Library

Children and technolohgy

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"