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The Dark Side of High-Definition TV

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

Digital Fomo!

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

Modern camping

A bull which has seen red.

Free Little Library

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

"No screen time means more scream time."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

Funky Facts - UK kids.

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'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"