"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"
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"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Digital Fomo!
Cellphone Islands
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
'Shhh... It's babies app time.'
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
Tunnel of TV
"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
Modern camping
A bull which has seen red.
Free Little Library
A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone
Phone Mittens
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?
'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'
RAISED BY PHONES
"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"
"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."
Funky Facts - UK kids.
"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."
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