Screen Time Investigator Pillows

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

Cellphone Islands

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Tunnel of TV

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Modern camping

A bull which has seen red.

Phone Mittens

Free Little Library

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

RAISED BY PHONES

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."