Screen Time Analyzer Pillows

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"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

I should probably get out more.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Cellphone Islands

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"He's an indoor cat."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Modern camping

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

A bull which has seen red.

Free Little Library

Phone Mittens

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Do you even care about evil anymore?"