Screen Time Appreciator Pillows

"He's an indoor cat."

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Cellphone Islands

Crowded Ice Fishing

I should probably get out more.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Digital Fomo!

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Technologies and distance classes

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Tunnel of TV

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

Modern Portrait Gallery

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"