What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?
Screen Time Critic Pillows
Add some humor to their living space with pillows that humorously critique screen time habits. Perfect for those who love to relax with a laugh after a long day of digital distractions.
"Why don't you go outside and get some fresh air?"
"I see someone has already come for your sex life."
'A text? See, this is what I mean when I say 'We don't talk anymore.''
"Dear, putting your phone down while eating is not 'living off the grid'."
The dangers of everyday distractions
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
"Her brain's fine, we're just trying to wean her off her phone."
"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"
"Nobody has ever gone broke underestimating American attention spans."
Screen Burdern
TikTok
"I've got an app for that."
The new get-together
Evolution
Modern Slavery
'Look dear,he's prematurely bored!'
A bull which has seen red.
"We're not planning another child till we can afford a new phone."
"Cruel punishment – they took away my smart phone. I had to watch TV."
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
Mac OS 20
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
Digital Fomo!
"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."
Cellphone Islands
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!
Screen Time Critic Pillows Collection
Screen Time Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the screen time critic – perfect for adding some humor to their coffee break.
Screen Time Critic Prints
Decorate with prints that offer a witty critique of digital life, perfect for tech lovers with a sense of humor.
Screen Time Critic T-Shirts
Find amusing t-shirts that celebrate the joys and frustrations of screen time habits, making ideal gifts for digital skeptics.