Screen Time Expert Pillows

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Your neck pain. . . I have a theory."

"Have you read all these?"

'You're in luck. Viewing happens to be my area of expertise.'

"Apparently there's a thing called television. People watch videos and movies on it."

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Digital Fomo!

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Cellphone Islands

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Tunnel of TV

"You are still here."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

Childhood Screen Addict