Screen Time Champion Pillows

I'm so glad we set aside these evenings for 'family' time.

"Sales of your book has been slow. We've decided to put it out on video."

Computer screen reads 'You again'

"Baldo's been staring at that video game for three hours. Is that normal?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So THIS is what the outside looks like..."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Cellphone Islands

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

I should probably get out more.

Digital Fomo!

Graduates on their phones

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"You are still here."

Tunnel of TV

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Child hooking into a television

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."